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CHAMPAGNE DRIP X SCUMMY BEARS - DRIP DROP - 2" PIN
$14.95
CHAMPAGNE DRIP x SCUMMY BEARS Drip drop! Our newest collaboration with Champagne Drip is one of our favorites yet! Limited Edition: Sequentially numbered to 150. IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your size is available as READY TO SHIP, choose that option and your items will ship in 1-2 business days. NOTE: If...
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MI+U - MADISON IVY & YOU - BANDANA
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LIMITED EDITION | MADE FOR AVN 2020 These limited edition tapestries were made for AVN 2020 during Madison's meet & greets at the Scummy booth! Only 150 total were made. After the last few run out these will not be sold again. To Keep Them Clean: Hand wash them. Air dry. IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO...
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MI+U - MADISON IVY & YOU - TAPESTRY
$49.95
$59.95
LIMITED EDITION | MADE FOR AVN 2020 These limited edition tapestries were made for AVN 2020 during Madison's meet & greets at the Scummy booth! Only 150 total were made. After the last few run out these will not be sold again. Measurements: 60x80" Super Dope Tapestry  To Keep Them Clean: Hand wash them. Air dry....
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WAKAAN X SCUMMY BEARS - ANCIENT ALIENS - CROP BASEBALL JERSEY
$74.95
WAKAAN x SCUMMY BEARS The overlord alien made of Strange Liquids summoned the Bears of Scum (BoS) for an all new collaboration of intergalactic proportional largeness. A group of talented producer people collect to create odd sounds of the low end variety. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by...
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WAKAAN X SCUMMY BEARS - ANCIENT ALIENS - BASEBALL JERSEY
$99.95
WAKAAN x SCUMMY BEARS The overlord alien made of Strange Liquids summoned the Bears of Scum (BoS) for an all new collaboration of intergalactic proportional largeness. A group of talented producer people collect to create odd sounds of the low end variety. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by...
$24.95
WAKAAN X SCUMMY BEARS - ANCIENT ALIENS - 3.5" GOLD PIN
$24.95
WAKAAN x SCUMMY BEARS The overlord alien made of Strange Liquids summoned the Bears of Scum (BoS) for an all new collaboration of intergalactic proportional largeness. A group of talented producer people collect to create odd sounds of the low end variety. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by...
WAKAAN X SCUMMY BEARS - ANCIENT ALIENS - CLOAK
$124.95
WAKAAN x SCUMMY BEARS The overlord alien made of Strange Liquids summoned the Bears of Scum (BoS) for an all new collaboration of intergalactic proportional largeness. A group of talented producer people collect to create odd sounds of the low end variety. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by...
WAKAAN X SCUMMY BEARS - ANCIENT ALIENS - LONG TEE
$44.95
WAKAAN x SCUMMY BEARS The overlord alien made of Strange Liquids summoned the Bears of Scum (BoS) for an all new collaboration of intergalactic proportional largeness. A group of talented producer people collect to create odd sounds of the low end variety. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by...
WAKAAN X SCUMMY BEARS - THE GREAT MYSTERY - LONG TEE
$44.95
WAKAAN x SCUMMY BEARS The overlord alien made of Strange Liquids summoned the Bears of Scum (BoS) for an all new collaboration of intergalactic proportional largeness. A group of talented producer people collect to create odd sounds of the low end variety. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by...
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SCUMMY BEARS PASTIES (NEON PINK)
$9.95
Scummy Bears Pasties officially produced by¬†Pastease¬ģ 3x2.9"¬† 2.5" Coverage ¬†
$39.95
SCUMMY BEARS (NIGHT) - PARASOL
$39.95
ROCK THIS WHEN THE MOON IS BRIGHT AND YOU WANT TO HOLD AN UMBRELLA.  ABOUT THIS THING Wood Structure with Nylon Fabric Dimensions: 33" diameter & 103.7" circumference (when open) L x W x H (when closed): 21.75" x 3" x 3" 9.6 OZ
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SCUMMY BEARS (DAY) - PARASOL
$39.95
Sometimes it's sunny or hot and you just whip out your 'sol and show people. ABOUT THIS THINGY Wood Structure with Nylon Fabric Dimensions: 33" diameter & 103.7" circumference (when open) L x W x H (when closed): 21.75" x 3" x 3" 9.6 OZ  
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SULLIVAN KING X SCUMMY BEARS - MUERTOS - CLOAK
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SULLIVAN KING CAME TO US AND WAS LIKE 'HOW DO WE GET MORE METAL?!' SO WE PUT GOLD FLAKES ON IT AND MADE SOME LIMITED EDITION MERCH. Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, hang dry. Probably should NOT put this in the dryer. IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your size is available...
SULLIVAN KING X SCUMMY BEARS - MUERTOS - BASEBALL JERSEY
$79.95
YOU EVER WEAR A BASEBALL JERSEY TO A DUBSTEP CONCERT? YOU WILL NOW.   Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, hang dry. Probably should NOT put this in the dryer. IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your size is available as READY TO SHIP, choose that option and your items will ship in...
SULLIVAN KING X SCUMMY BEARS - MUERTOS - LONG TEE
$49.95
SULLIVAN KING CAME TO US AND WAS LIKE 'HOW DO WE GET MORE METAL?!' SO WE PUT GOLD FLAKES ON THIS SH*T AND MADE SOME LIMITED EDITION MERCH. Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, hang dry. Probably should NOT put this in the dryer. IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your...
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SULLIVAN KING X SCUMMY BEARS - MUERTOS - SOFT AF BLANKET
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$59.95
Softer than Sullivan's hair after a dubstep concert. Hand sewn somewhere near Los Angeles. Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, hang dry. Probably should NOT put this in the dryer. IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your size is available as READY TO SHIP, choose that option and your items will...
$59.95
WAKAAN ELEMENTAL - TAPESTRY
$59.95
WAKAAN x SCUMMY BEARS The overlord alien made of Strange Liquids summoned the Bears of Scum (BoS) for an all new collaboration of intergalactic proportional largeness. A group of talented producer people collect to create odd sounds of the low end variety. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by...
$9.95
BRATTY BEAR - KEYCHAIN
$9.95
PUT THIS ON YOUR KEYS AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE IN THE SHEETS. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC  
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SCUMMY BEARS X MS EASY - EAT SHIT - KEYCHAIN
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IMAGINE SOMEONE BEING LIKE 'YO WHOSE KEYS ARE THOSE?!' AND YOU SAY 'OH THOSE ARE MINE' AND EVERYONE IN THE ROOM IS LIKE 'HAHAHAHA'. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC
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SULLIVAN KING X SCUMMY BEARS - KEYCHAIN
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WE PUT THIS ON OUR KEYS AND EVERY TIME WE PICK THEM UP WE SCREAM EMO LYRICS AND HAVE ROCKSTAR HAIR NOW. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC
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LIQUID STRANGER X SCUMMY BEARS - KEYCHAIN
$9.95
DRIPPY ALIEN BRAIN DAMAGE DUBSTEP SOUNDS BY LIQUID STRANGER ON YOUR KEYS. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC
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SCUMMY BEARS (WHITE) - KEYCHAIN
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IT'S LIKE YOUR VERY OWN SCUMMY POLAR BEAR ON YOUR KEYS. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC
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SCUMMY BEARS (PINK) - KEYCHAIN
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PINK IS A COLOR ASSOCIATED WITH THINGS. PUT THIS ON YOUR KEYS. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC
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SCUMMY BEARS (BLUE) - KEYCHAIN
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CLASSIC AF. CLASSY AF. PUT YOUR KEYS ON HERE. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC
LIQUID STRANGER X SCUMMY BEARS - LAVA - BOOTY SHORTS
$24.95
 LIQUID STRANGER x SCUMMY BEARS Alien lifeforms have taken UFOs and landed them inside the earthlings' magic castle. The steer and the tongue and [INSERT DUBSTEP NOISES] come together to create a new time and place where humanoids extract knowledge from splattery mangos. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent...
MIDNIGHT TYRANNOSAURUS X SCUMMY BEARS - BONEYARD - BLANKET
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Our favorite short-armed dinosaur makes the wubbies go xRAWRx¬† ÔĽŅCare Instructions:¬†Machine wash cold, hang dry. Probably should NOT put this in the dryer.¬† IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP:¬†If your size is available as¬†READY TO SHIP, choose that option and your items will ship in 1-2 business days. MADE TO...
MIDNIGHT TYRANNOSAURUS X SCUMMY BEARS - FIRESTORM - CREW PULLOVER
$59.95
This is a cool sweatshirt worn by dinosaurs. Normal length cut for all you non-long cut kinda people. Hand sewn somewhere near Los Angeles. Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, hang dry. Probably should NOT put this in the dryer.  IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your size is available as READY TO...
MIDNIGHT TYRANNOSAURUS X SCUMMY BEARS - BONEYARD - LONG TEE
$44.95
Extra long cut so no one will ever know how short your t-rex arms are. Hand sewn somewhere near Los Angeles. Machine wash cold. Don’t put this sh*t in the dryer. IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your size is available as READY TO SHIP, choose that option and your items...
LIQUID STRANGER X SCUMMY BEARS - LAVA - SPORTS BRA
$39.95
LIQUID STRANGER x SCUMMY BEARS Alien lifeforms have taken UFOs and landed them inside the earthlings' magic castle. The steer and the tongue and [INSERT DUBSTEP NOISES] come together to create a new time and place where humanoids extract knowledge from splattery mangos. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent...
LIQUID STRANGER X SCUMMY BEARS - LAVA - LONG TEE
$44.95
LIQUID STRANGER x SCUMMY BEARS Alien lifeforms have taken UFOs and landed them inside the earthlings' magic castle. The steer and the tongue and [INSERT DUBSTEP NOISES] come together to create a new time and place where humanoids extract knowledge from splattery mangos. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent...