CHAMPAGNE DRIP x SCUMMY BEARS Drip drop! Our newest collaboration with Champagne Drip is one of our favorites yet! Limited Edition: Sequentially numbered to 150. IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your size is available as READY TO SHIP, choose that option and your items will ship in 1-2 business days. NOTE: If...

LIMITED EDITION | MADE FOR AVN 2020 These limited edition tapestries were made for AVN 2020 during Madison's meet & greets at the Scummy booth! Only 150 total were made. After the last few run out these will not be sold again. To Keep Them Clean: Hand wash them. Air dry. IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO...

LIMITED EDITION | MADE FOR AVN 2020 These limited edition tapestries were made for AVN 2020 during Madison's meet & greets at the Scummy booth! Only 150 total were made. After the last few run out these will not be sold again. Measurements: 60x80" Super Dope Tapestry  To Keep Them Clean: Hand wash them. Air dry....

WAKAAN x SCUMMY BEARS The overlord alien made of Strange Liquids summoned the Bears of Scum (BoS) for an all new collaboration of intergalactic proportional largeness. A group of talented producer people collect to create odd sounds of the low end variety. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by...

WAKAAN x SCUMMY BEARS The overlord alien made of Strange Liquids summoned the Bears of Scum (BoS) for an all new collaboration of intergalactic proportional largeness. A group of talented producer people collect to create odd sounds of the low end variety. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by...

WAKAAN x SCUMMY BEARS The overlord alien made of Strange Liquids summoned the Bears of Scum (BoS) for an all new collaboration of intergalactic proportional largeness. A group of talented producer people collect to create odd sounds of the low end variety. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by...

WAKAAN x SCUMMY BEARS The overlord alien made of Strange Liquids summoned the Bears of Scum (BoS) for an all new collaboration of intergalactic proportional largeness. A group of talented producer people collect to create odd sounds of the low end variety. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by...

WAKAAN x SCUMMY BEARS The overlord alien made of Strange Liquids summoned the Bears of Scum (BoS) for an all new collaboration of intergalactic proportional largeness. A group of talented producer people collect to create odd sounds of the low end variety. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by...

WAKAAN x SCUMMY BEARS The overlord alien made of Strange Liquids summoned the Bears of Scum (BoS) for an all new collaboration of intergalactic proportional largeness. A group of talented producer people collect to create odd sounds of the low end variety. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by...

Scummy Bears Pasties officially produced by Pastease® 3x2.9"  2.5" Coverage  

ROCK THIS WHEN THE MOON IS BRIGHT AND YOU WANT TO HOLD AN UMBRELLA.  ABOUT THIS THING Wood Structure with Nylon Fabric Dimensions: 33" diameter & 103.7" circumference (when open) L x W x H (when closed): 21.75" x 3" x 3" 9.6 OZ

SULLIVAN KING CAME TO US AND WAS LIKE 'HOW DO WE GET MORE METAL?!' SO WE PUT GOLD FLAKES ON IT AND MADE SOME LIMITED EDITION MERCH. Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, hang dry. Probably should NOT put this in the dryer. IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your size is available...

YOU EVER WEAR A BASEBALL JERSEY TO A DUBSTEP CONCERT? YOU WILL NOW.   Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, hang dry. Probably should NOT put this in the dryer. IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your size is available as READY TO SHIP, choose that option and your items will ship in...

SULLIVAN KING CAME TO US AND WAS LIKE 'HOW DO WE GET MORE METAL?!' SO WE PUT GOLD FLAKES ON THIS SH*T AND MADE SOME LIMITED EDITION MERCH. Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, hang dry. Probably should NOT put this in the dryer. IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your...

Softer than Sullivan's hair after a dubstep concert. Hand sewn somewhere near Los Angeles. Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, hang dry. Probably should NOT put this in the dryer. IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your size is available as READY TO SHIP, choose that option and your items will...

WAKAAN x SCUMMY BEARS The overlord alien made of Strange Liquids summoned the Bears of Scum (BoS) for an all new collaboration of intergalactic proportional largeness. A group of talented producer people collect to create odd sounds of the low end variety. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by...

PUT THIS ON YOUR KEYS AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE IN THE SHEETS. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC  

WE PUT THIS ON OUR KEYS AND EVERY TIME WE PICK THEM UP WE SCREAM EMO LYRICS AND HAVE ROCKSTAR HAIR NOW. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC

IT'S LIKE YOUR VERY OWN SCUMMY POLAR BEAR ON YOUR KEYS. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC

PINK IS A COLOR ASSOCIATED WITH THINGS. PUT THIS ON YOUR KEYS. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC

CLASSIC AF. CLASSY AF. PUT YOUR KEYS ON HERE. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC

 LIQUID STRANGER x SCUMMY BEARS Alien lifeforms have taken UFOs and landed them inside the earthlings' magic castle. The steer and the tongue and [INSERT DUBSTEP NOISES] come together to create a new time and place where humanoids extract knowledge from splattery mangos. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent...

Our favorite short-armed dinosaur makes the wubbies go xRAWRx  Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, hang dry. Probably should NOT put this in the dryer.  IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your size is available as READY TO SHIP, choose that option and your items will ship in 1-2 business days. MADE TO...

This is a cool sweatshirt worn by dinosaurs. Normal length cut for all you non-long cut kinda people. Hand sewn somewhere near Los Angeles. Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, hang dry. Probably should NOT put this in the dryer.  IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your size is available as READY TO...

Extra long cut so no one will ever know how short your t-rex arms are. Hand sewn somewhere near Los Angeles. Machine wash cold. Don’t put this sh*t in the dryer. IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO READY TO SHIP: If your size is available as READY TO SHIP, choose that option and your items...

LIQUID STRANGER x SCUMMY BEARS Alien lifeforms have taken UFOs and landed them inside the earthlings' magic castle. The steer and the tongue and [INSERT DUBSTEP NOISES] come together to create a new time and place where humanoids extract knowledge from splattery mangos. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent...

LIQUID STRANGER x SCUMMY BEARS Alien lifeforms have taken UFOs and landed them inside the earthlings' magic castle. The steer and the tongue and [INSERT DUBSTEP NOISES] come together to create a new time and place where humanoids extract knowledge from splattery mangos. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent...