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BRATTY BEAR - KEYCHAIN
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PUT THIS ON YOUR KEYS AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE IN THE SHEETS. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC  
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SCUMMY BEANIE (GREEN)
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Our beanies say Scummy on them because that’s our logo and you’re buying a beanie from us. 
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SCUMMY DADDY HAT (PASTEL TIE DYE)
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Would your dad wear this hat? *Pin sold separately
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SCUMMY - CHOKER (PINK)
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For all you little obedient Scummy Bears out there ūüźĽ Adjustable - one size fits most Comfortable (but not too comfortable ūüėą) Custom SCUMMY lettering Yes mistress
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HEAVENLY SPAGHETTI (BERRY) PIN
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Sequentially numbered to 150. First run edition. Will never be made again. 1.5" Soft Enamel Pin Double rubber clasp backing
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STEEZBURGER PATCH
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Fancy Smell, the mere name induces feelings of success and high fashion. Now we are offering patches that you can purchase with your hard earned money and sew onto whatever you want. It’s about putting power back in the hands of the people. Do you feel powerful? Patch measures 2.5...
BEAR HEAD - PENDANT WITH CHAIN
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For those days you trying to hit the look with an extra accessory. Rock it around your neck, hang it on your rearview mirror, or whatever. Pendant Measures: 2.5"Chain Measures: 26" Black Ball-Hook ChainMaterial: Acrylic
SCUMMY CARES - BRATTY BEAR - FACE MASK
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SCUMMY CARES FACE MASK Throughout the year we rely on the music industry to help drive our business and medical professionals to keep us healthy and safe. Now, during these unprecedented times, the very same music industry and healthcare workers need our help! These new masks serve TWO important functions: With...
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SCUMMY BEARS X MS EASY - EAT SHIT - KEYCHAIN
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IMAGINE SOMEONE BEING LIKE 'YO WHOSE KEYS ARE THOSE?!' AND YOU SAY 'OH THOSE ARE MINE' AND EVERYONE IN THE ROOM IS LIKE 'HAHAHAHA'. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC
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BRATTY BEAR PIN
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Sequentially numbered to 150. First run edition. Will never be made again. 1.75" Soft Enamel Pin Double rubber clasp backing
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BONDAGE BEARS (GOTH AF) - HAND FAN (WHITE)
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For when you get all hot and bothered. Measures 13 inches (wow so big!). Produced by Fancy Unicorns ÔĽŅREADY TO SHIP:¬†ÔĽŅLeaves the warehouse in 1-2 business days.
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SCUMMY - CHOKER (BLACK)
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For all you little obedient Scummy Bears out there ūüźĽ Adjustable - one size fits most Comfortable (but not too comfortable ūüėą) Custom SCUMMY lettering Yes mistress
MI+U - IVY BEAR (WINTERBERRY) - SOFT AF BLANKET
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MI&U BY MADISON IVY We combined forces with world class adult film star Madison Ivy to create a special collection just for U. Each MI&U design is hand-drawn by the starlet and features vibrant, long lasting colors printed on high-quality cloth. Everything is straight from the mind of Madison...now that's...
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SCUMMY BEARS (WHITE) - KEYCHAIN
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IT'S LIKE YOUR VERY OWN SCUMMY POLAR BEAR ON YOUR KEYS. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC
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BONDAGE BEARS (GOTH AF) - HAND FAN (BLACK)
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For when you get all hot and bothered. Measures 13 inches (wow so big!). Produced by Fancy Unicorns ÔĽŅREADY TO SHIP:¬†ÔĽŅLeaves the warehouse in 1-2 business days.
CHAMPAGNE DRIP X SCUMMY BEARS - DRIP DROP - FACE MASK
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CHAMPAGNE DRIP x SCUMMY BEARS Drip drop! Our newest collaboration with Champagne Drip is one of our favorites yet! Note: Product is not intended to be a surgical mask or medical respirator. PRODUCT FEATURES Anti-microbial multi-layer fabric (not intended for medical use) Soft-stretch ear straps Elastic construction for safe/snug fit Vibrant...
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CHAMPAGNE DRIP X SCUMMY BEARS - DRIP DROP - SEAMLESS MASK
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CHAMPAGNE DRIP x SCUMMY BEARS Drip drop! Our newest collaboration with Champagne Drip is one of our favorites yet! Note: Product is not intended to be a surgical mask or medical respirator PRODUCT FEATURES Two-strap design Soft-stretch ear straps Water-based inks Elastic construction for snug fit Anti-microbial fabric (not intended for...
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LIQUID STRANGER X SCUMMY BEARS - KEYCHAIN
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DRIPPY ALIEN BRAIN DAMAGE DUBSTEP SOUNDS BY LIQUID STRANGER ON YOUR KEYS. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC
THIRD EYE - FACE MASK
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In the spirit of unity, our manufacturing team has developed a face mask with the intention of keeping people safe and providing people with much needed peace-of-mind. Using anti-microbial fabric and water-based inks, these face masks serve as an easy to wear protective layer, designed for comfort. Note: Product is not intended to be a...
SIR FINN TURF - FACE MASK
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In the spirit of unity, our manufacturing team has developed a face mask with the intention of keeping people safe and providing people with much needed peace-of-mind. Using anti-microbial fabric and water-based inks, these face masks serve as an easy to wear protective layer, designed for comfort. Note: Product is not intended to be a...
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GOTH BEAR - FACE MASK
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In the spirit of unity, our manufacturing team has developed a face mask with the intention of keeping people safe and providing people with much needed peace-of-mind. Using anti-microbial fabric and water-based inks, these face masks serve as an easy to wear protective layer, designed for comfort. Note: Product is not intended to be a...
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POPSISKULLS - BLOODY RED - BLANKET
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We completely melted our brain cells to bring you our latest collection POPSISKULLS. Kinda like Lisa Frank meets 'I think I took one too many' mixed with the depths of the skull and swirl ocean of philosophy. None of this makes sense, like random facts on a popsicle stick without meaning. Hand sew. Vibrant AF....
SCUMMY DOODLE - FACE MASK
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In the spirit of unity, our manufacturing team has developed a face mask with the intention of keeping people safe and providing people with much needed peace-of-mind. Using anti-microbial fabric and water-based inks, these face masks serve as an easy to wear protective layer, designed for comfort. Note: Product is not intended to be a...
GET LOST - FACE MASK
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In the spirit of unity, our manufacturing team has developed a face mask with the intention of keeping people safe and providing people with much needed peace-of-mind. Using anti-microbial fabric and water-based inks, these face masks serve as an easy to wear protective layer, designed for comfort. Note: Product is not intended to be a...
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STEEZBURGER (GOTH) - FACE MASK
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Somewhere around the age of 19 you realize picnics are only a fabrication of the mind. Then you wear black. In the spirit of unity, our manufacturing team has developed a face mask with the intention of keeping people safe and providing people with much needed peace-of-mind. Using anti-microbial fabric and...
POPSISKULLS - UNICORN TWIST (JUDGEMENT DAY) - FACE MASK
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We completely melted our brain cells to bring you our latest collection POPSISKULLS. Kinda like Lisa Frank meets 'I think I took one too many' mixed with the depths of the skull and swirl ocean of philosophy. None of this makes sense, like random facts on a popsicle stick without meaning. In the spirit of...
PROTOHYPE X SCUMMY BEARS - PUPSICLE - FACE MASK
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Hot summer days got the rave pups going ‚Äúyeeeeet‚ÄĚ Note:¬†Product is not intended to be a surgical mask or medical respirator. PRODUCT FEATURES Anti-microbial multi-layer fabric (not intended for medical use) Soft-stretch ear straps Elastic construction for safe/snug fit Vibrant water-based inks Washable & Reusable Proudly made with care in...
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PROTOHYPE X SCUMMY BEARS - PUPSICLE - SEAMLESS MASK
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Hot summer days got the rave pups going ‚Äúyeeeeet‚ÄĚ Made out of some kind of premium super soft material. Nice on the face if we do say.¬†(not intended for medical use) Proudly made with care in the USA.¬†Usually ships¬†within ~5 business days. Care Instructions:¬†Machine wash cold, hang dry. Probably should...
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FIGURE X SCUMMY BEARS - JASON - FACE MASK
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FIGURE x SCUMMY BEARS We teamed up with the most infamous Ghoul of Dubstep - FIGURE - to create a limited edition Scummy line for his upcoming 2017 Terrorvision tour. This super-soft, ridiculously amazing, super duper blanket will keep u warm and fuzzies! Note: Product is not intended to be a...
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FIGURE X SCUMMY BEARS - JASON - SEAMLESS MASK
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We teamed up with the most infamous Ghoul of Dubstep - FIGURE - to create a limited edition Scummy line for his upcoming 2017 Terrorvision tour. This super-soft, ridiculously amazing, super duper blanket will keep u warm and fuzzies! Made out of some kind of premium super soft material. Nice...
MIDNIGHT TYRANNOSAURUS X SCUMMY BEARS - FACE MASK
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MIDNIGHT T x SCUMMY BEARS Everyone will think you're a dinosaur bear¬†instead of a human. Note:¬†Product is not intended to be a surgical mask or medical respirator. PRODUCT FEATURES Two-strap design Soft-stretch ear straps Water-based inks Elastic construction for snug fit Anti-microbial fabric (not intended for medical use) Washable ÔĽŅSizing:¬†ÔĽŅ8"...
MI+U - IVY BEAR (OG GREEN ) - FACE MASK
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MI&U BY MADISON IVY We combined forces with world class adult film star Madison Ivy to create a special collection just for U. Each MI&U design is hand-drawn by the starlet and features vibrant, long lasting colors printed on high-quality cloth. Everything is straight from the mind of Madison...now that's...
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MI+U - IVY BEAR (OG GREEN ) - SEAMLESS MASK
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MI&U BY MADISON IVY We combined forces with world class adult film star Madison Ivy to create a special collection just for U. Each MI&U design is hand-drawn by the starlet and features vibrant, long lasting colors printed on high-quality cloth. Everything is straight from the mind of Madison...now that's...
POPSISKULLS - MELTED DREAMS (SOUR PATCH) - BLANKET
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We completely melted our brain cells to bring you our latest collection POPSISKULLS. Kinda like Lisa Frank meets 'I think I took one too many' mixed with the depths of the skull and swirl ocean of philosophy. None of this makes sense, like random facts on a popsicle stick without meaning. Hand sew. Vibrant AF....
DION TIMMER X SCUMMY BEARS - FUTUREWAVE - FACE MASK
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DION TIMMER x SCUMMY BEARS Dion Timmer! Our favorite neon dubstep boy teamed up with us to create the Very Extra x Scummy Bears collection. Wear this stuff while you listen to bass music and random people will compliment you. Note: Product is not intended to be a surgical mask or...
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DION TIMMER X SCUMMY BEARS - FUTUREWAVE - SEAMLESS MASK
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Dion Timmer! Our favorite neon dubstep boy teamed up with us to create the Very Extra x Scummy Bears collection. Wear this stuff while you listen to bass music and random people will compliment you. Made out of some kind of premium super soft material. Nice on the face if...
WOOLI X SCUMMY BEARS - CHILL OUT - FACE MASK
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WOOLI x SCUMMY BEARS Is dubstep riddim? Note: Product is not intended to be a surgical mask or medical respirator. PRODUCT FEATURES Anti-microbial multi-layer fabric (not intended for medical use) Soft-stretch ear straps Elastic construction for safe/snug fit Vibrant water-based inks Washable & Reusable Proudly made with care in the USA...
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WOOLI X SCUMMY BEARS - CHILL OUT - SEAMLESS MASK
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Is dubstep riddim? Made out of some kind of premium super soft material. Nice on the face if we do say. Note: Product is not intended to be a surgical mask or medical respirator. Proudly made with care in the USA. Usually ships within ~5 business days.  Machine wash cold. Don’t put this sh*t...
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SULLIVAN KING X SCUMMY BEARS - MUERTOS - FACE MASK
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SULLIVAN KING x SCUMMY BEARS Sullivan King is a dubstep artist who plays guitar and screams. Note: Product is not intended to be a surgical mask or medical respirator. PRODUCT FEATURES Anti-microbial multi-layer fabric (not intended for medical use) Soft-stretch ear straps Elastic construction for safe/snug fit Vibrant water-based inks Washable & Reusable...
LIQUID STRANGER X SCUMMY BEARS - LAVA - FACE MASK
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LIQUID STRANGER x SCUMMY BEARS Alien lifeforms have taken UFOs and landed them inside the earthlings' magic castle. The steer and the tongue and [INSERT DUBSTEP NOISES] come together to create a new time and place where humanoids extract knowledge from splattery mangos. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent...