Somewhere between George Washington and Jay-Z, the Illuminati was infiltrated by tiny bears with extremely bad attitudes.
Hand sewn somewhere near Los Angeles.
Machine wash cold. Don’t put this sh*t in the dryer.
IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO
READY TO SHIP: If your size is available as READY TO SHIP, choose that option and your items will ship in 1-2 business days.
MADE TO ORDER: If the item you want is not available in your size as a READY TO SHIP item, then select MADE TO ORDER and our team of our acid bears deep in the forests of Downtown Los Angeles will hand make your item for you. Because bears don’t have thumbs or know how to make clothing, it takes about 7-14 business (that's Monday-Friday not including holidays) days before your items will ship. PLEASE NOTE THAT EXPEDITED SHIPPING DOES NOT CHANGE THE ITEM PRODUCTION TIME, ONLY THE SHIPPING.
NOTE: If some of the items in your order are READY TO SHIP and some are MADE TO ORDER, you may receive two separate shipments. This is completely normal