LIQUID STRANGER x SCUMMY BEARS
Alien lifeforms have taken UFOs and landed them inside the earthlings' magic castle. The steer and the tongue and [INSERT DUBSTEP NOISES] come together to create a new time and place where humanoids extract knowledge from splattery mangos. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by the Wakaan Tribe.
SIZING: It's one size fits all you nerd.
To Keep Them Clean: Wash it cold. Probably shouldn't dry them in the spinning heater box.
IMPORTANT ORDERING INFO
READY TO SHIP: If your size is available as READY TO SHIP, choose that option and your items will ship in 1-2 business days.
MADE TO ORDER: If the item you want is not available in your size as a READY TO SHIP item, then select MADE TO ORDER and our team of our acid bears deep in the forests of Downtown Los Angeles will hand make your item for you. Because bears don’t have thumbs or know how to make clothing, it takes about 7-14 business (that's Monday-Friday not including holidays) days before your items will ship.
NOTE: If some of the items in your order are READY TO SHIP and some are MADE TO ORDER, you may receive two separate shipments. This is completely normal.
If you ever have any questions, just shoot us a message and we’ll get you sorted!