Alien lifeforms have taken UFOs and landed them inside the earthlings' magic castle. The steer and the tongue and [INSERT DUBSTEP NOISES] come together to create a new time and place where humanoids extract knowledge from splattery mangos. Deep intellect and sacred visions predicting imminent worldwide conquer by the Wakaan Tribe.
In the spirit of unity, our manufacturing team has developed a face mask with the intention of keeping people safe and providing people with much needed peace-of-mind. Using anti-microbial fabric and water-based inks, these face masks serve as an easy to wear protective layer, designed for comfort.
Proudly made with care in the USA
Anti-microbial multi-layer fabric (not intended for medical use)
Soft-stretch ear straps
Elastic construction for safe/snug fit
Vibrant water-based inks
Washable & Reusable
Note: Product is not intended to be a surgical mask or medical respirator.
Sizing & Fit
8 inches (Standard) is suitable for most adults.
5 inches (Small) is suitable for most children.
Note: Masks are measured diagonally when fully stretched. Please note that due to the spandex in the product, your mask may appear smaller than its listed size until worn.
READY TO SHIP: If your item is available as READY TO SHIP, choose that option and your item will leave our warehouse within 1-2 business days.
MADE TO ORDER: If the item you want is not available in your size as a READY TO SHIP item, then select MADE TO ORDER. Because bears don’t have thumbs or know how to make clothing, it takes about 5-10 business days (that's Monday-Friday not including holidays) before your items will leave our warehouse.
SHIPPING NOTE: If some of the items in your order are READY TO SHIP and some are MADE TO ORDER, you may receive multiple shipments. This is completely normal.
Mask Return Policy
Due to this being a personal hygiene product, all sales of masks are final (unless we mess something up, then we will gladly exchange). Thank you for understanding!