IMAGINE SOMEONE BEING LIKE 'YO WHOSE KEYS ARE THOSE?!' AND YOU SAY 'OH THOSE ARE MINE' AND EVERYONE IN THE ROOM IS LIKE 'HAHAHAHA'. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC

PUT THIS ON YOUR KEYS AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE IN THE SHEETS. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC  

DRIPPY ALIEN BRAIN DAMAGE DUBSTEP SOUNDS BY LIQUID STRANGER ON YOUR KEYS. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC

WE PUT THIS ON OUR KEYS AND EVERY TIME WE PICK THEM UP WE SCREAM EMO LYRICS AND HAVE ROCKSTAR HAIR NOW. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC

IT'S LIKE YOUR VERY OWN SCUMMY POLAR BEAR ON YOUR KEYS. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC

PINK IS A COLOR ASSOCIATED WITH THINGS. PUT THIS ON YOUR KEYS. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC

CLASSIC AF. CLASSY AF. PUT YOUR KEYS ON HERE. ABOUT THIS THINGY 3 inches  Soft PVC